Fire near the freeway
This is your Emergency Broadcast System announcing the commencement of The Annual Splurge, sanctioned by the 4Chan Community.
Celebrity Pics of Class 4 and lower have been released for use of the Splurge. All other material are restricted.
Government officials of ranking 10 have been granted immunity from the Splurge and shall not be participating.
Commencing at the siren, any and all fapping, including public fapping, will be legal for 12 continuous hours.
Remember, remember the day before September.